Thursday, September 17, 2009

Is there Life after Death...?


A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.

True to his word, he made the first contact, "Marion ... Marion "

"Is that you, Bob?"

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"That's wonderful! What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex.. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course ... I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens) another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep, and then the next day it starts all over again"

"Oh, Bob, knowing you, you must be in Heaven!"

"Not exactly ... I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona ."

12 comments:

Thom said...

ROFLLMAO....

Mr. Motorcycle said...

Good one. Made me laugh!

Missy said...

HWLLLLLLLLLLL

scunnert said...

Har har har. Good one.

quilly said...

LOL! This one even made me clap my hands. Too funny!

Uhm, my word verifier is: panti

Dr.John said...

Funny.

MeanStreak said...

Thanks for the laugh! That's a good one!

Peter (Worldman): said...

Since long, I had the biggest laugh this morning.

Rob said...

Be the rabbit!!!!

Bill ~ {The Old Fart} said...

Thanks for the laugh Baron

B.B. said...

LMAO!

mq01 said...

those darn rabbits ;)