Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Army intelligence.....!


A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks.
He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, "What's the camel for?".
The Sergeant replied, "Well sir it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel."
The captain said, "Well if it's good for moral, then I guess it's all right with me."
After he had been at the fort for about 6 months the captain could not stand it any more so he told his Sergeant, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!"
The sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captains quarters. The captain got a foot stool and proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied,
down from the stool, and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?"

The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town."

11 comments:

Dr.John said...

Funny

Thom said...

ROFLMAO. why didn't I see that ending.

Peter (Worldman): said...

A long time ago, I considered (this is true) joining the Foreign Legion. Had I, I could now confirm whether they provided this service or not.

Baron's Life said...

Dr. John.. Glad you enjoyed it...must admit it was funny and impressed that yound found so...Dr. John...you rock baby

Baron's Life said...

Thom...I'm not urprised you didn't see it coming...you never was in the British army mate...

Baron's Life said...

Peter...you're full of surprises...Lews legionaires...would have toughened you up

Lance said...

That poor camel - he didn't realize that the ride this time was going to be much different than the others!!!

Baron's Life said...

Hahahaha Lance...you're funny man !!! Love your comment

Rajesh said...

Cool!!

Baron's Life said...

Rajesh...it wa jut for fun...thanks

Protege said...

LOL, I have heard this one before, it is really funny.;)) Talk about a major misunderstanding.;))