Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'
Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'
'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'
'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'
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10 comments:
ROFLMAO...OMG can you imgagine. In 30 years that could be me ACK
Thom,
That could be you and me some years from now...lol
That's almost me now.
Dr. John...you're far too young for that
Well, slowly but surely I will be heading to the stage where I will feel like a new born baby too.
Peter...me too but hopefully not for a while yet
Baron I heard this one before, and makes me laugh every time I read it. The funny thing is that it is so true, we do become like babies on the end. Its like almost saying we came from soil, and will turn into one. Anna :)
Anna...I'm compiuling some jokes and should have ome more...i your background...B.Eng
Baron, I have mechanical engineering degree from UofT. You too? Anna :)
Thanks for make me laughing! :-)
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