Friday, August 28, 2009

The Dentsist knew what to do....


The dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot...

'No way! No needles. I hate needles'... the patient said.

The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man objects.
'I can't do the gas thing, the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating
me!'

The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill.

'No objection,' the patient says. 'I'm fine with pills..'

The dentist then returns and says, 'Here's a Viagra tablet.'

The patient says, 'Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a painkiller!'

'It doesn't' said the dentist...'but it's going to give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth.

10 comments:

Dr.John said...

Funny. Really funny.

Baron's Life said...

Thanks Dr. John...glad all's well with Peter

Anonymous said...

ROFLMAO. This was awesome. LOL

Voegtli said...

I like people who have practical solutions.

Lady R (Di) said...

Muwahahahaha! I'll have to take this one to the office bulletin board. I wonder how many of our patients will think this is funny!

Zuzana said...

Hehe, thank you for a good laugh on a rainy Saturday aftrenoon.;)) Have a great weekend.;)

myonlyphoto said...

Baron, I love jokes, and this one did it. Thanks for great laughs, lol, that was a good one. Anna :)

Mediterranean Turkish Cook said...

This is hilarious! Thanks for the jokes, they make me smile/laugh. It's been a while since I've read jokes.

Baron's Life said...

Dr. John...wasn't sure if you'd like it...but glad you did.

THOM...lmao too buddy

Peter...that's the accountant in you

LadyR...you gonna scare them off...lol

Protoege...you're welcome

Anna...I'll have some more for you


M.Turkish cook...glad you swa the humor...

MedaM said...

LOL