Wednesday, July 15, 2009

How to get a free drink or two at your favorite bar...


A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar


He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink. "The crowd murmured their approval.


The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.


The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered.


The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone 100 dollars who's willing to give it a try."


A hush fell over the crowd.


After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A blonde woman timidly spoke up, "I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."

7 comments:

Danny said...

I didn't see that punch line coming. LOL!!!

Thom said...

You are on a blonde and alligator roll today my friend. LOL...love this one :)

Baron's Life said...

Danny...neither did I ..it just worked out this way...

Baron's Life said...

Thom...yeah...I am I love blondes and brunettes and readheads

ellievellie said...

Good one as always. Brave young woman! Used to like vodka until I almost ended up in a hospital after trying a homemade vodka during the shortage at the end of 80s :)

Baron's Life said...

Ellie,
Aren't you afraid of being on a biker's blog......just kidding sista and love you...always...you're very talented as an artist and you should be able to make money with your work...get an agent for Christ's sake...or the Ayatollah if you're Muslim...I don't care who you are...you got talent sister....

Peter (Worldman): said...

I did not know that blonde's could be as fearful as an alligator.