Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Arithmetic


TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?

VINCENT: One dollar.
TEACHER(sadly): You don't know your arithmetic.

VINCENT(sadly): You don't know my father.

7 comments:

Danny said...

Sounds like my dad.

Peter (Worldman): said...

So, why should be go to school if the fathers are srewing up the mathematics?

Thom said...

Sounds a bit familiar :)

subrosa said...

My mother was the mean one. My Dad was very generous - even for a Scot. :)

George said...

I can't argue with that arithmetic.

Baron's Life said...

Subrosa, my dear...I've been on the road making these crazy posts before I collapse in a deep sleep comma without having a chance to comment on anyone's blog...however, I couldn't let this one go without an answer...I have yet to meet a stingy Scottsman or Scottswoman...they are the most generous people I've ever met on earth...!!! and I mean it with my heart

Ellie said...

Money - money - money - make the world go around!