Thursday, June 18, 2009

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. . and those who don't.


As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.



In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day,

at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than
1 kilo of Escherichia coli,
(E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming
1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when
drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor),

because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting..

Remember:
Water = Poop, Wine = Health .

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit.

16 comments:

Thom said...

I aint ever drinking water again...no wonder i'm such a wino LOL

Webster World said...

I'll stay with the freedom of beer. And a Crown or 10.

scunnert said...

Wine is fine
But Brandy's dandy :0)

Danny said...

I guess that explains why people are always telling me I am full of shit.

Nikos said...

Here here and a toast to the Queen.

Shaun said...

Been living to this for awhile now and for some reason starting to question the philosophy. Your post has given me new momentum however....

Dr.John said...

I only drink water so I guess that means I never talk stupid.

subrosa said...

Thanks Baron. Cheers!

Lance said...

When I was last in Mexico City about 3 years ago, I was told that having one tequila per day was good for the stomach. Now I know why.

Peter (Worldman): said...

Your post coincides with my last one. Where I talk about my "confrérie". Where I am a member of since 15 years. Which, obviously, has contributed to my good health. The activity of this brotherhood cancel the ill of water. Which I am drinking too.

Mr. Motorcycle said...

Drink up johnny!

bikerted said...

You missed one important fact here Baron. Don't drink water because fish f**k in it!

Baron's Life said...

Mes amis de la table ronde ...dites moi ci le Vin est bon...!
Dites moi, oui oui oui , dites moi non non non dites moi ci le vin est bon

Nikos said...

Bikerted

Mine don't! No baby fish have been seen in my aquarium for years.

Berge

Why are you now speaking German?
Must be the water in BC...

N

Baron's Life said...

Nikos,

You are funny bro... and yes the BC water can work miracles for you

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