Monday, June 29, 2009

Math 101 - A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:


Dear Wife,

You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Hilton Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.

Your Husband

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

Dear Husband,

You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Sheraton Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Since you are a mathematician, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, don't wait up.

Your Wife

11 comments:

Dr.John said...

Very Funny

Thom said...

This rocks. LOL.

Lance said...

Sounds like his wife knows about that "new math" curriculum!

Peter (Worldman): said...

I was never good at mathematics but I got the story.

mq01 said...

lovely... lol....

Lady Ridesalot said...

LOL! :]

Danny said...

HA!!! Great one!

George said...

Cute -- that's a good one!

Googolplex Ideas! said...

I see that was great. Being a math student, I find it quite funny really!

bdbetty said...

Too funny!

Ellie said...

So you say - there is hope...as long as you stay positive