Thursday, June 11, 2009

How strong are you really....


Two old drunks were lapping them up at a bar.

The first one says, "Ya know,
when I was 30 and got a hard-on,
I couldn't bend
it with both hands.
By the time I was 40,I could bend it
about 10 degrees if I
tried really hard.

"By the time I was 50,
I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem.
I'm gonna
be 60 next week,
and now I can almost bend it in half
with just one hand."


"So", says the second drunk,
"What's your point?"


"Well", says the first,
"I'm just wondering how much stronger
I'm gonna get!
"

20 comments:

Dr.John said...

Funny! Very Funny!

subrosa said...

Great one and I've never heard it before either!

Baron's Life said...

Dr. John, glad you got a sense of humor...never know with them preachers...but you're cool man.

Baron's Life said...

Subrosa, when I did the post I honestly thought you might like it...glad I wasn't wrong...lol

Thom said...

ROFLMAO...I've never heard this before...too funny...That's most likely how I would think :)

Baron's Life said...

Thom, Great minds think alike and fools seldom differ

Danny said...

Very funny! What would it mean if could tie it in a knot? ;)

Baron's Life said...

Danny, I guess if yo can do it with one hand, then that would make you superman...wouldn't it?

Mr. Motorcycle said...

That ain't right!

Baron's Life said...

Mr.M...lol...agree with you bro..., Alas, if only it were true...

Lance said...

I'm not as strong as that guy. Guess I got to work out more!

Baron's Life said...

Lancey Baby... what you no hear from Viagra...? what kind of anti spam software you got man..I'd like to use the same...let me know...you'll do us all a favor

Lady Ridesalot said...

I knew I was missing something while I was away. Your daily humor keeps us all a-smilin'!
Thanks for the laugh friend!

Peter (Worldman): said...

I have been asking myself the same question since long. And am amazed how strong I am at 66.

GMG said...

Hi Baron! Great hope ahead... ;))

Blogtrotter has a nice lunch location for you. Enjoy and have a great weekend! I’m having the benefit of the holidays in Portugal this week... ;))

A Lady's Life said...

lol
What can I say.
When you're hot, you're hot lol

Baron's Life said...

LadyR...you're one of my favorites and I missed not having those genuine, beautiful posts of yours to read...

Baron's Life said...

Peter...you that strong...hell you're joking right? keep well bud

Baron's Life said...

GMG, thanks man...I will look at it and have some lunch at your place...I truly enjoy your posts for they are very unique, educational and highly entertaining...man man

Baron's Life said...

LadyL...you were always one hot piece and still you is baby....