"Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty
years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Frank said and proceeded
to drop his trousers, revealing the
tiniest man thingy the nurse had ever
seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then almost fell to
the floor laughing. A few minutes later she was able to regain her composure.
"I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I
don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise
it won't happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Frank replied.
Things went downhill from there.
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10 comments:
Great one. Started my day laughing out loud.
Thanks.
Smile, smile. I won't dare telling about my experience when a lady docotor told me to lower my pants. A long time ago.
I've heard this one before but forgot it. Still as good now as then. Makes me wonder what all nurses and doctors say about their patients after they your gone. Oh to be a fly on the wall :)
Canajun..It's all in the ability to chuckle...ride safe
Peter, I won't tell you my experience if any Lady asks me to lower my pants...lol
Thom...Fly on the wall not same as fly on my pants
Funny!
That was hilarious. I am so thankful it's not me on either side of that joke.
Hahahahhahahahahha
Loved it
very funny
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