Wednesday, May 20, 2009

"Nurses aren't supposed to laugh." Frank declared.


"Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty
years I've never laughed at a patient."



"Okay then," Frank said and proceeded
to drop his trousers, revealing the
tiniest man thingy the nurse had ever
seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then almost fell to
the floor laughing. A few minutes later she was able to regain her composure.

"I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I
don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise
it won't happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Frank replied.

Things went downhill from there.

10 comments:

Canajun said...

Great one. Started my day laughing out loud.
Thanks.

Peter (Worldman): said...

Smile, smile. I won't dare telling about my experience when a lady docotor told me to lower my pants. A long time ago.

Thom said...

I've heard this one before but forgot it. Still as good now as then. Makes me wonder what all nurses and doctors say about their patients after they your gone. Oh to be a fly on the wall :)

Baron's Life said...

Canajun..It's all in the ability to chuckle...ride safe

Baron's Life said...

Peter, I won't tell you my experience if any Lady asks me to lower my pants...lol

Baron's Life said...

Thom...Fly on the wall not same as fly on my pants

Mr. Motorcycle said...

Funny!

Danny said...

That was hilarious. I am so thankful it's not me on either side of that joke.

The Old Fart said...

Hahahahhahahahahha

Loved it

Mediterranean kiwi said...

very funny