A guy takes his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game.
"Oh, I really liked it," she said, "but I just couldn't understand though why they were trying to kill each other for a measly 25 cents."
"What do you mean?" asked the guy.
The blonde replied, "All they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!'"