Saturday, May 30, 2009

Constipated...? here's a procedure not taught in medical school……



If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:

"My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanuel, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, and Al Gore"

If that doesn't scare the shit out of you, then you are probably destined to be backed up for the rest of your life.


There is no need to thank me for this advice; I'm just doing a public service.

8 comments:

Lance said...

Ahhhh...I feel better now!

Baron's Life said...

Hey lance, did you get your stimulus package? I'm still constipated

Thom said...

I'm going to be constipated for at least the next 3 1/2 years...no matter how many times I repeat that phrase :)

A Lady's Life said...

lol you guys are funny.
:)

mq01 said...

lol, sortof, ...yup im scared

Peter (Worldman): said...

Yeah, public serviice. But thank you anyway. I could extend your list with names from my country. But as we are small, not so important and the names would not mean anything to this big wide world, I can refrain from making the list.

Baron's Life said...

mq01...everyone is a bit scared right now

Baron's Life said...

Peter no one and no country is too small...the Swiss live a nice quiet life minding their own business