Monday, May 4, 2009

The Juggler




The car was pulled over by a highway patrolwoman for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, he noticed several machetes in the car. "What are those for?" he asked suspiciously. "I'm a juggler," the man replied. "I use those in my act." "Well, show me," the officer demanded.
The juggler took out the machetes and started juggling them; first three, then more until he was tossing seven at one time, overhand, underhand, behind the back, putting on a dazzling show in the breakdown lane and amazing the officer.
Just then, another car passed by. The driver did a double take, and said, "My God. I've got to give up drinking! Look at the test they're giving now."

10 comments:

Ann said...

Nice! That would definitely make me stop drinking all together!

Lance said...

Love it!

B.B. said...

Too funny!

Thom said...

LOL...great way to start off Monday :)

Mediterranean kiwi said...

good one!

A Lady's Life said...

Dang! I'd be impressed and stop to look lol

Dr.John said...

That was funny.
Glad I never saw that when I was driving.

Baron's Life said...

Thanks all.!

Canajun said...

Baron - took me a while to find it but if you want to see what a REAL roadside test looks like.....

http://www.break.com/index/topdui.html

Baron's Life said...

Canajun...Good one bud.