Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Cowboys know best




A young, good looking Cowboy walked into a drug store in Montana and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.

The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store,

there were no males employed there. She then asked if she could help him.

The cowpoke said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.

The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss,

he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.

The cowboy then agreed and began by saying, 'This is tough for me to discuss, but I have a permanent erection.

It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it.'

The pharmacist said, 'Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister.' When she returned, she said, We discussed it at length and

the absolute best we can do is as follows:
1/3 ownership in the store,
A company pickup truck, and
$3,000 a month living expenses.

9 comments:

Ann said...

Woo-hoo!!!!!!!!! Love those sisters!

scunnert said...

Good one BL - got me laughing.

Peter (Worldman): said...

They always claim that women are not good in business. Your story shows the contrary. I think that is a very fair offer.

Lance said...

This gives new meaning to the word "cowpoke"!

Mr. Motorcycle said...

Too funny! And people are always saying guys are the dirty minded ones!. Then again, maybe a guy made this joke up, and it was a guy who posted it!

jen laceda said...

Brilliant!

A Lady's Life said...

Sounds like a saloon gal story.

They all wanted out.

How come the guys are all clapping? lol

Lady Ridesalot said...

Who says siblings don't watch out for each other!
"Back in the saddle again." Woo Hoo!

Baron's Life said...

Thanks everyone... those ladies pharmacists apparently knew what was best for the ultimate cure.
Cheers everyone