Monday, March 16, 2009

The Theory of Intelligence

I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this .




'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo; and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'

7 comments:

B.B. said...

Yes, I knew it. Not only does it make me smarter, it makes me prettier, skinnier, and makes me a fantastic singer!

Baron's Life said...

B.B.
Karaoke...eh?
Sounds good, we'll have to visit you some day so you can put on a show for you are the prettiest of them all...!

A Lady's Life said...

Lady's Life
makes absolute and perfect sense lol
take care.

Peter (Worldman): said...

I made a decision: I will drink more beer.

Dave said...

LOL...Great one...I used to watch Cheers all the time :)

bikerted said...

One drink and I'm anybodys.....two drinks and nobody wants me! The pressure of being a party animal :)

"Joker" said...

Finally, I know the truth...and all this time my mother had me convinced eating all my broccoli was what made me so smart.