Sven was out shopping in the mall when he met his friend Ole outside the Jewelry Store.
Ole noticed that Sven had a small gift-wrapped box in his hand.
Vhat have you just purchased Sven?" Ole asks.
Vell, now that you've asked," replies Sven, "It's my Lena's birthdaytomorrow And vhen I asked
her this morning vhat she vanted for her birthday, Lena said, “Oh, I dun know, dear, yust give me something with vots of diamonds.
"So vhat did you get her?" Ole asks.Sven smirks and says, "I bought her a deck of cards."
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