John McCain, Hillary Clinton, and Barack Obama all die and go to heaven. God looks down from his throne and asks McCain, “Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?”
McCain takes a breath and then replies, “Well, I think so because I was a great leader and tried to follow the words in your great book.” God looks down and then says, “You can sit to my left side.”
So, McCain takes his seat and then God asks the same question to Hillary, “Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?” Hillary thinks for a second and then replies, “I think so because I have been fighting for the rights of so many people for so long.” God again looks down and this time says, “You can sit to my right side.”
Finally God turns to Barack Obama and asks, “Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?”
Obama smiled and replied, “I think you’re in my seat.”
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6 comments:
Great!
I guess Obamas the man now eh? lol
Lets see what this God does now. lol
Well, sometimes he behaves as if he were God.
And that's what his "followers" would think also! How delusional!
Great Post! It made me lol...:)
Hey Guys,
Glad you enjoyed...it was only a Joke taht's been going around in certain circles
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