Sunday, February 22, 2009

The Rabbi and the Priest..!

A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the
confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street
and asked him to cover for him.

The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him to
come on over and he'd stay with him for a little bit and show him what to
do.

The rabbi comes, and he and the priest are in the confessional. In a few
minutes, a woman comes in and says, 'Father, forgive me for I have sinned.'

The priest asks, 'What did you do?'

The woman says, 'I committed adultery.'

The priest says, 'How many times?'

And the woman replies, 'Three.'

Priest: 'Say two Hail Mary's, put $5 in the box, and go and sin no more.'

A few minutes later a man enters the confessional. He says, 'Father forgive
me for I have sinned.'

'What did you do?'

'I committed adultery.'

'How many times?'

'Three times.'

The priest says, 'Say two Hail Mary's, put $5 in the box and go and sin no
more.'

The rabbi tells the priest that he thinks he's got it, so the priest
leaves.

A few minutes later another woman enters and says, 'Father, forgive me for I have sinned.'

The rabbi says, 'What did you do?'

The woman replies, 'I committed adultery.'

The rabbi, getting it off pat, says, 'How many times?'

The woman replies, 'Once.'

The rabbi says, 'Go and do it two more times; we have a special this week, "three for $5".

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Funny and typical of NJ jokes
Scott

Mr. Motorcycle said...

Good one!

Baron's Life said...

Thanks