Pepito's teacher asked him to use each of the following words in a
sentence. Pepito replies:
1. *Cheese*
Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.
2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
3. *Shoulder*
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so
I shoulder.
4. * Texas *--- just for u Josh
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!
5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair.
10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey
harassment nothing to me.
12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
14. *Budweiser*
That woman over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?
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5 comments:
Hi Baron! Wow! That's amazing!! Great post!!
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Aahh, Another version of Engrish. I love it!
GMG..Thanks Man. I visit your blog everyday because it is a visual treat. A Master piece of Photography, Geography, History and art... Thank you for sharing this with the whole world.
Mr. M ...just trying to kill time till riding season..Always been fascinated by words and how they can be manipulated. I truly enjoy your your blog for it is well presented, full of stories and fits the character. Thanks for sharing man.
Plays with words! Love it! I can always count on a good laugh over here. Thanks for the smiles!
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