Thursday, February 26, 2009

Life is like that

Here's something to think about.

A patient recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, the doctor tells him he was doing 'fairly well' for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, the patient couldn't resist asking him, ''Do you think I'll live to be 80?''

Doctor replied: ''Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?''

''Oh no,'' and ''I'm not doing drugs, either!''

The Doctor then asked, ''Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?''

Patient said, ''No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!''

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf,sailing, hiking, or bicycling?''

Oh ''No, I don't,'' came the reply.

''Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'' ''No,'' said the patient

The Doctor looked at him and said,....

''Then, why do you even give a shit?''


B.B. said...

LMAO! I"m going to share that with everyone at work today!

Anonymous said...

confucious say:
A woman who goes to mans house to get a snack, gets titbits. lol
So a little goes a long way.
Thats why we give a shit. lol
had to put my two cents worth hahahaha
thanks hgm.