Friday, February 27, 2009

Heart Attack

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. 

While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?
"God said: "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and Brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, She figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded:
"I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"

To which God replied, "I didn't recognize you".


Anonymous said...

LOL..good one...



Mr. Motorcycle said...

Good one.

Baron's Life said...

Dave life's only worth living if we can laugh
Mr. M... You're cool man. Love your posts..keep them coming...

Voegtli said...

Another lesson learnt. As I expect (I am now 65) to live at least 30 years more, I will not to any "look improvement" work on me. But God would recognise me; I had a major overhaul of my teeth 10 years ago.

Baron's Life said...

Thanks and I wish you a long life, happiness and all.
65 is young since they say life starts at 40 for those who know.
Thanks...Your blog is somewhere I intend to spend time on. Very well done and stories well told.
Cheers mate