Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Dear Abby

Abby Admitted She Was At A Loss To Answer The Following!

Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

Dear Abby, What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on my VCR?

Dear Abby, I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.

Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

Dear Abby, I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.
Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?
Dear Abby, My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

Dear Abby, I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.

Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going through mental pause.

Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?

6 comments:

B.B. said...

Those are too funny! Thanks for the laugh!

Mr. Motorcycle said...

Those definitely scream IDIOTS!

Donnie Smith said...

Great Blog Posts!

Thanks for stopping by my blog as well. Donnie

Baron's Life said...

BB, Thanks..we all need to laugh..remember .."Laugh long Live Long. Cheers and keep well.
Mr. M...hehehe agree with you man..but it takes all kinds to make the world go round and round
Donnie. Thank you. Your blog rocks and I have a special interest in technical stuff

Anonymous said...

and these people vote!!!
lol

thanks hgm.

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