Thursday, January 8, 2009

Prison...vs...Work

IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK....you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day (free).
AT WORK.....you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK.....you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.

IN PRISON...a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
AT WORK.....you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK.....you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK.....you have to share.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK.....you can not even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
AT WORK.....you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life looking through the bars from the inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK.....you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

6 comments:

Canajun said...

Well looking at it that way.......

Biker Betty said...

I think they should start making the prisons more like offices at work, lol. All work and no pay, lol.

Baron's Life said...

or maybe they should make work more like prisons....lol

Daniel said...

I guess prisons are becoming more popular then work..... if not they should be

Anonymous said...

the money we send on sending people to prison, is to much due to all the benefits they have. haha maybe we should put that money into work and make the work scene just as fun !

A cole said...

Prison seems pretty good right now haha.