Monday, January 5, 2009

Play on words

Have fun with these...very brilliant to think of them...


1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds.

2.. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do.

3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage.

4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with.

5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate.

6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living.

8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist.

9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does.

10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money.

11. MISTY: How golfers create divots.

12. PARADOX: Two physicians.

13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm.

15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with.

16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.

17. RELIEF: What trees do in the Spring.

18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife.

19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does.

20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official.

5 comments:

Mr. Motorcycle said...

These are great! Very creative!
It was fun after getting the idea, to try to figure out what they were going to be before reading it. I was wrong on every one!

Biker Betty said...

I have never seen this kind of twist on words. I really chuckled with "Control." :)

Baron's Life said...

Mr. Motorcycle, Thanks Bud. These were twisters and difficult to predict...! Cheers man

Biker Betty.... You know the English language inside out. Not many people could figure that one out...now I know why you are a Librarian...Where did u go to school? California...?
Cheers and keep well and keep posting...do not..ya hear now...do not get lazy... I know tomorrow is going to be a hard day for you but such is life .

Biker Betty said...

Actually, I'm a Library Assistant and not a Librarian. I'm working on my Associates now in computers, that will also help me in my library work. I'll try and not get lazy, lol. Thanks for the encouragement for tomorrow.

Wayne Richards said...

Great play on words. made for a great laugh