Sunday, May 31, 2009

1951 Harley Davidson...where are we today..does this tell you something..?

1951 Honda




OK this may not be a politically correct post for some of you out there...but in 1951 Harley D. had a beautiful looking riding iron horse and Honda had what looked like a motor cycle (Two words) made out of scrap metal in somebody's basement... but if we look at today's bikes...what do we see?...no comments here...an old Chinese proverb says..." A picture is worth a thousand words..." well OK then folks...what are we going to do about it...with so many jobs lost in Ohio, Detroit, Ontario and all over North America... and many more layoffs in the horizon...in spite of the so called stimulus "WONDER" packages.

Are we still going to sit idle and nod it all in while our governments try to remain politically correct and fight everybody else's wars for them.

Our working class is being laid off, our sons and daughters are fighting/sacrificing and losing their lives overseas.

The average family is losing their home while struggling to feed their kids...let alone trying to keep a roof over their heads...!!!

Don't you think we need to re-build our infrastructures so we can become more productive and above all provide jobs for our working folks....and future generations...Does Globalization seem to be a one way street to you ?

1951 Honda ...look at where they are today..does it tell you something?


1951 BMW


Saturday, May 30, 2009

Old Chinese Wisdom




CHINESE PROVERBS



Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

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Man who run in front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

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Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.

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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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Chinese Proverb:
"When someone shares something of value with you and you benefit from it, you have a moral obligation to share it with others."

Some things stick.......!




A few days ago, Ann over at Random Thoughts bestowed this blogger award upon me. Thanks, Ann...she's my favorite biker chick as are all the others too.
I'd like to thank my parents, brothers, the many wives, friends, Uncle Rick, etc..... I couldn't have acheived this award without your support... :)


These blogs are exceedingly charming.
These kind bloggers aim to find and be friends.
They are not interested in self-aggrandizement.
Our hope is that when the ribbons of these prizes are cut, even more friendships are propagated.
Please give more attention to these writers.
Deliver this award to eight bloggers who must choose eight more and include this cleverly-written text into the body of their award.

And here, ladies and gents, are the eight blogs that I have chosen to receive this award:
7. Pat

Constipated...? here's a procedure not taught in medical school……



If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:

"My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanuel, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, and Al Gore"

If that doesn't scare the shit out of you, then you are probably destined to be backed up for the rest of your life.


There is no need to thank me for this advice; I'm just doing a public service.

Friday, May 29, 2009

A motorcycle helmet for your Cat...


Now you can take the whole family riding

Thursday, May 28, 2009

The many Harley models

For Regular Folk

For him


For her


Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Kawasaki Vulcan 900 Classic


SPECIFICATIONS:

Engine: 4-Stroke, liquid-cooled, SOHC, four-valve per cylinder, V-twin
Displacement: 903cc / 55.1 cu.in.
Bore x Stroke: 88.0 x 74.2mm
Compression Ratio: 9.5:1
Maximum Torque: 60.8 lb.-ft. @ 3,700 rpm
Cooling: Liquid
Fuel Injection: EFI with dual 34mm Keihin throttle bodies
Ignition: TCBI with electronic advance
Transmission
: Five-speed
Final drive: Belt
Frame: Semi-double cradle, high-tensile steel
Rake / Trail: 32 degrees / 6.3 in.
Front suspension / wheel travel: 41mm hydraulic telescopic fork / 5.9 in.
Rear suspension
/ wheel travel: Uni-Track® swingarm / 4.1 in.
Front tire: 130/90x16
Rear tire: 180/70x15
Front brake / rear brake: 272mm hydraulic disc / 242mm hydraulic disc
Overall length: 97.0 in.
Overall width: 39.6 in.
Overall height: 41.9 in.
Seat height: 26.8 in.
Dry weight: 557.9 lbs.
Fuel capacity: 5.3 gal.
Wheelbase: 64.8 in.
Color choices: Ebony
Candy Cardinal Red
Candy Caribbean Blue
Metallic Titanium
MSRP: $7,349

How to take a cork out of a bottle



I could have used this info last weekend

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

2007 Suzuki Boulevard C50 Pictures & Specs


Suzuki Boulevard C50 / C50C / C50 Black / C50T MSRP: $6,799.00 / $7,099.00 / $6,699.00 / $7,949.00
Engine: 50 cubic inch, four-stroke, liquid cooled, 45 degree V-twin, SOHC, 8-valves, TSCC
Bore Stroke: 83.0 x 74.4mm
Compression Ratio: 9.4:1
Fuel System: Fuel Injection
Lubrication: Wet Sump
Ignition: Digital
Transmission: 5-speed
Final Drive: Shaft Drive
Overall Length: 2510mm (98.8 in.)
Overall Width: 970mm (38.2 in.) / 985mm (38.8 in.) / 970mm (38.2 in.) / 985mm (38.8 in.)
Overall Height: 1105mm (43.5 in.) / 1397mm (55.0 in.) / 1105mm (46.5 in.) / 1397mm (55.0 in.)
Seat Height: 700mm (27.6 in.)
Ground Clearance: 140mm (5.5 in.)
Wheelbase: 1655mm (65.2 in.)
Dry Weight: 246kg (542 lbs.) / TBD / 246kg (542 lbs.) / 257kg (567 lbs.)
Suspension Front: Telescopic, coil spring, oil damped
Suspension Rear: Link-type, oil damped, 7-way adjustable spring preload
Brakes Front: Single hydraulic disc
Brakes Rear: Single drum
Tires Front: 130/90-16
Tires Rear: 170/80-15
Fuel Tank Capacity: 15.5 liter (4.1 gal.)
Color:White/Silver, Black/Red / Metallic Gray (Tribal Pattern) / Black / Black

Advanced surgery.....


An Israeli doctor says: "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 6 weeks."

A British doctor says: "That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 4 weeks."

An American doctor says: "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in 2 weeks."

A Canadian doctor, not to be outdone, says: "You guys are way behind...... We just took a man with NO brain, made him Prime Minister, and now the whole country is looking for work.

Monday, May 25, 2009

Sunday, May 24, 2009

AWARD RECEIVED...blushing...


I received this award from a really great guy in Hawaii....originally from Nevada so a gambler he may be... Thom...the sex and soul massagist on the beach
The following rules came with this prize:
These blogs are exceedingly charming.
These kind bloggers aim to find and be friends.
They are not interested in self-aggrandizement.
Our hope is that when the ribbons of these prizes are cut, even more friendships are propagated. Please give more attention to these writers.
Deliver this award to eight bloggers who must choose eight more and include this cleverly-written text into the body of their award.
So now comes the hardest part of this whole thing. I’m so grateful to everyone that reads my blog..... And the blogs that I read are all wonderful. ....I can only choose 8 and I wish I could choose all of you.
I was going to put everyone down, but I don’t like to not follow the rules, even if I do challenge them all the time. So here’s my 8:

" Barocky Road ." New Ice Cream Flavor


In honor of the 44th President of the United States ,
Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: " Barocky Road ."
Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes.
The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient.
The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.The cost is $100.00 per scoop.When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone,
but then the ice cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you. You are left with an empty wallet and no change,
holding an empty cone with no hope of getting any ice cream.
Are you stimulated?

Born in the ...USA


1924 Harley Davidson

Friday, May 22, 2009

Stressed out...try a day at the Beach in China










I WONDER WHERE THE BATHROOMS ARE?
Where do they park their cars?
Do they have lifeguards??
How the hell do you get a tan?
AND WHERE IS WALLY???

Thursday, May 21, 2009

UNBELIEVABLE PHOTO



This is a beautiful photo of a giant American flag in Arizona . The photo is authentic, UN-Touched and was taken on regular Kodak 35mm film. The person who took the Picture couldn't believe the image created by the suns rays. Nice of them to share it with the world!

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Where did the name Sandy came from...anyone knows..?

"Nurses aren't supposed to laugh." Frank declared.


"Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty
years I've never laughed at a patient."



"Okay then," Frank said and proceeded
to drop his trousers, revealing the
tiniest man thingy the nurse had ever
seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then almost fell to
the floor laughing. A few minutes later she was able to regain her composure.

"I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I
don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise
it won't happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Frank replied.

Things went downhill from there.

Living.....Life



I came across this by accident and thought we should all take a moment to reflect...!

Monday, May 18, 2009

1925 Package truck...Hog...

Naked except for the shoes





She Actually walked down a busy city street

with no 'real' clothes -- only those painted on her.

Most passersby didn't even give her a second look because the paint looked so much like clothing.

YES, she is totally naked!
The Shoes are Real!!!!

Obama's relatives moving to Washington

Sunday, May 17, 2009

1922 BSA with side car

At the Doctor's office



Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him
what he had. Bubba said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name,
address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.


Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he
had.
Bubba said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, a
complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.


A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba
said, 'Shingles.' So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood
pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all
his clothes and wait for the doctor.


An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently in
the nude and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, 'Shingles.' The
doctor asked, 'Where?'
Bubba said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload
'em??'

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Sunbeam S7 500cc motorcycle, 1951



Made by BSA. It what started the modern day advanced design for motorcycles. The design was adopted by a few manufacturers after 1945 as a progressive alternative to the long established single-cylinder, chain-driven type of machine. The large-section tires, used in conjunction with the telescopic front forks and sprung rear frame, made the S7 one of the most comfortable and most advanced motorcycles ever designed for long-distance touring for that era. The Japanese took us for a ride from there and eventually HD caught up with the plan...!!! Do you see a resemblance to the softail here?

This post is for Old Fart and Thom...without them, the cities they operate in would shut down




A Cop's Harley


Friday, May 15, 2009

Penis day in Japan

How could we have missed it? March 15 was " Penis Day " in Japan . Here are the photos. The actual festival is called Honen Matsuri. Celebrated every March 15 in Komaki, a town about 45 minutes north of Nagoya , Japan , this is the time of year where folks haul out a large wooden penis to give three cheers to fertility and renewal. The custom is an old one that is connected to bringing about a good harvest and having babies.